Christian One-Liners

Thank you Dennis Munsterman for sharing this with us.  They are funny, but unfortunetly very true.

 

 

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Don't let your worries get the best of you; Remember, Moses started out as a basket case. 

 

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Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited 
Until you try to sit in their pews.
     

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Many folks want to serve God,    
But only as advisers.     

 

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It is easier to preach ten sermons     
Than it is to live one. 

 

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The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, 
But mosquitoes come close.
    

 

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When you get to your wit's end, 
You'll find God lives there.
    

 

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People are funny; they want the front of the bus, 
Middle of the road, 
And back of the church.
     

 

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Opportunity may knock once, 
But temptation bangs on the front door forever.
    

 

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Quit griping about your church;     
If it was perfect, you couldn't belong.     

 

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If a church wants a better pastor, 
It only needs to pray for the one it has.
     

 

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We're called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges. 

 

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God Himself doesn't propose to judge a man until 
he is dead. So why should you?
     

 

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Some minds are like concrete     
Thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.     

 

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Peace starts with a smile.     

 

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I don't know why some people change churches; 
What difference does it make which one you stay home from? 

 

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Be ye fishers of men. You catch 'em - He'll clean 'em. 

 

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Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous. 

 

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Don't put a question mark where God put a period. 

 

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Don' t wait for 6 strong men to take you to church. 

 

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Forbidden fruits create many jams.     

 

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God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.     

 

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God grades on the cross, not the curve. 

 

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God loves everyone, 
But probably prefers 'fruits of the spirit' over 'religious nuts!' 

 

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God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage. 

 

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He who angers you, controls you!     

 

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If God is your Co-pilot, swap seats!     

 

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Prayer: 
Don't give God instructions, just report for duty!
     

 

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The task ahead of us is never as 
great as the Power behind us.
     

 

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The Will of God never takes you to where the 
Grace of God will not protect you.
     

 

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We don't change the message, 
The message changes us.
 

 

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You can tell how big a person is 
By what it takes to discourage him/her. 

 

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The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 
1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.
    

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